Category Archives: how to write

The world’s worst geishas.

It’s not about you. It’s about them.

Picture a geisha.

She’s lovely. She’s charming. She knows how to tell stories and dance and play an instrument. Her wit is disarming. She makes you laugh and can speak artfully. She asks you questions, and she is genuinely interested in what you have to say.

It would make you feel like the world revolves around you. Wouldn’t it?

But then the conversation takes a turn. She starts talking about how it took her several hours to do her hair and makeup. She tells you that she’s been taking fan dancing lessons in a little town outside the city every …

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4 things to do when you don’t know what to write

There is something about pen and paper that shifts the way you think

Sweet petunias!

Hopping horseradish!

Sparkling seahorses!

I knew this day would come.

The day I reveal to you that I don’t always know what to write about.

It’s perfect, actually.

Because it’s Monday night, and I just got home from improv class. Where a bunch of adults agree to suspend the normal rules of interaction, talk gibberish, make things up, and see what happens.

(Tonight, I was a stewardess, a scuba instructor, and a 14-year-old auditioning for the Village People).

And the whole thing about improv is that whatever you do is okay. Which is a message that we Recovering …

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Like playing tennis on a plane.

Are you trying to be too fancy in your writing?

Are you trying to be too fancy in your writing?

There’s two kinds of writing in this world, when it comes to marketing your business.

Regular and too fancy.

Regular is when you just say “here’s what I’m selling” and just—PLUNK—put it out there. A lot of fliers do this. Unfortunately, so do a lot of emails.

Regular writing doesn’t work so well when it comes to promoting your business.

Because regular writing rarely answers the question “what’s in it for me?”… which is the question that your reader is asking herself. Without talking in HER language about the results SHE wants, your stuff falls on deaf ears. Or …

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How to start a rumor.

Loose lips sink ships – and get people reading.

Loose lips sink ships – and get people reading.

Remember how rumors start?

Lean in.

Look to your left. Look to your right.

Lean in some more.

And with a twinkle in your eye, tell your confidante something totally hot and dripping with juice.

 

“Oooh, this is so good. Promise me you won’t tell anyone else.”

I mean, right?

We all know how it’s done, people.

The real knack is translating that kind of “delicious secret” energy to your copy.

Another way to think of this is: what are the best-kept secrets in your line of work—that you’re ready to share with the lucky ducks who opted-in to …

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The junk food message.

Quit selling + start saying something

Quit selling + start saying something

Have your efforts to “sell” sold you out?

Lately, I’ve been chewing on the idea that a lot of marketing out there is like fast food. Predictable, cheap, and ubiquitous.

And I feel sick, unnourished and hungry after I eat it.

Why? What we call fast “food” isn’t much like real food at all. It’s been scientifically developed to store, travel and reheat well. Much of what we taste is actually chemically crafted. In a lab. By engineers and scientists.

The same holds true for marketing messages in a lot of people’s stuff:

“Make more mo.ney with ease

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